Rasputin's Liver's Album: Wall Photos

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Thinkin' about the radical lefties boycotting In-N-Out Burgers this li'l thing came to my mind in full...

"I like burgers
I like beef

I like biting 'em
With my teeth!"

Years ago when my kids were li'l folks and we'd go grocery shoppin', when we'd get to the meat department and select our choice of meat sometimes I'd say, "hey guys, ya know what? We're dead flesh eaters!" And shortly they got into saying that as well...ha!

Bein' a bit of a musician and my kids also being musically inclined, at one point words began to circulate in the ol' cranial goo that became lyrics to a song I ended up calling "The Dead Flesh Eaters Song".

I'd hoped to record it some day but never found the time. I have the lyrics somewhere now packed up in some box. But I can kinda recall a few of them. Lessee now...

Oh I likes to pick my very own cow
shoot 'im in the head an' hang 'em upside down
slice 'em right open an' bleed 'im on the ground
(some other lyrics here, can't recall what)

Refrain:

Oh we're dead flesh eaters
Dead flesh eaters
Dead flesh eaters
(and can't recall the rest)

The tune was written nearly thirty years ago. Been a long time since I'd played it. But it was a complete song, lyrics and all. Pretty amusing too, if I do say so meself.

I think if I posted the whole song on Facebook it'd trigger all the vegan snowflakes at FB HQ and I'd end up banned for life. Ha! Badge of honor that would be, I guess!

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