Kurt Schank's Album: Wall Photos

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Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts? A: Change.
Q: How do you confuse a Liberal? A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: Why is it good to have a Liberal passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
Q: How do you keep a Liberal busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: How do you keep a Liberal busy all day? A: Put him in a round room and tell him to wait in the corner.
Q: What do you call a Liberal with an IQ of 130? A: A foursome
Q: How do you get a one-armed Liberal out of a tree? A: Wave to him.
Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals? A: A whine cellar.
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.
Q: What is the Liberal doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the Liberal have blisters on his lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
Q: Why do Liberals work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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